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--Muhammad Ahsan Khan--
I love my Pakistan, & every one who love it, I love him too. May You Live long Pakisatan.
1-Shaan,
2-Mumar Rana,
3-Ali khan,
4-Javed Sheikh,
5-Salman Sheikh.
1-Faraz Ahmed,
2-Imtiaz Khan,
3-Ahmed Nadeem Qasmi,
4-Bina Shah,
5-Muhammad Haneef.
1-Yeh Dil tumhara huwa,
2-MulaJut,
3-Saajania,
4-Heer Raanjah,
5-Wahshi Haseena.
I will become the President of Pakistan & will force the islamic Shariah in Pakistan, InshALlah. Provide Muslims will free Hajj/umra InshAllah.
1-Aae Jawan Aae Jawan,
2-Bhula Do,
3-Aadat,
4-Mahi Ve,
5-Dil Dil Pakistan.
1-Atif Asalam,
2-Jawab Ahmed,
3-Fakhir,
4-Rahat Fateh Ali Khan,
5-Mekaal Hasaan.
I hate all those people who uses slang words on every step of their lives & Didnot respect others. People are truely disliked by me our Last Prophet, Hazrat Muhammad [Salalahualaihwasalm].
At the end i hate all those who are against the Islamic Beliefs & are the Gustakh of our Last Prophet, Hazrat Muhammad [Salalahualaihwasalm]
i like those who are sincere to others, Donot abuse others & are always truthful Especially those who have good moral values& are good to their famiy. I love those who love their Parents As Quran Says: "Paradise lies beneath the foot of their Mothers"
Holy Quran,
Minhaj us Sawii By Dr. Tahir ul Qadri Sahb.
Mazameen-e-Quraan-e-Hakeem by Zahid Malik.
All the Novels are liked by me.
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I like Soft & Slow Music mostly Instrumentals.
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`¨´°º¤๑ ღ M|ss|on |mPoSS|bLe 2 ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ CaSt AwAy ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ WiLLoW ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ Haward ThE DuCk ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ FaSt & FuR|oUs ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ gReen mILe ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ FaCe OFf ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ BrAvE HeArT ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
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`¨´°º¤๑ ღ DilWAle DUlhaniya LejaINge ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ Kaho Na PYar HAi ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ LuCky ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ isHq ViShq ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ MoHuBBateIn ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ Kal Ho na HO ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ Kyun Ho gaYa Na ღ ๑¤º°´¨`
`¨´°º¤๑ ღ DuS ღ ๑¤º°´¨`


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Racing...

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Swimming....

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Riding on a Horse...

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Hanging around with friends......

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Cricket.....

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Watching football...

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Like wrestling...

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Abusive Language, Bad Weather, If Internet Not works then i really irritated & sometimes quarrels wiht my sweet little brother. Often I get sad when i didnot recieve any sms from my friends.
Website Desugnings, Computers, Msn Chatting, Using Stop.pk, computer games, creative writing, Hangging out with friends, Having dinners with Family, Spending time with Parents & Grandparenst, Mamoo etc.
Alhumdurillah Allah ne Har kaam mein mera Boht sath diaya hai so Allah issi tarha har Jaiz Khawahish ko Pura furmaye [Aimen]
I take No Interest in any Country's Actresses. So Sorry.
1-Faraz Ahmed,
2-Ahmed Hamdani,
3-Ahmad Nadeem Qasmi,
4-Ali Khan,
5-Asalam Ansari.
1-Nawaz Sharif,
2-Zardari,
3-Ch. Shujaat Hussein,
4-Ch. Pervaiz,
5-Musharraf.
1-Pehli Nazar,
2-Pehla Pyaar,
3-ALif Noon,
4-Zanjeerein,
5-Mehrun Nisa.
Alhhumdurillah, Allah ka Khaas Karam Hai keh Usne Humein apne Mehboob [Salahualihiwsalam] ke sadqay Deen Wo Duniya Atta furmain, Humein walidain Atta kiye. Jitna Shukr kiya jai kaaam hai. Allah hum pe apne Karam ki nazar ko qaim rukhe [Aimen].
1-Saaed Anwar,
2-Miadad,
3-AhsamUlhaq,
4-Inzimaul Haq,
5-Muhammad Yusuf.
I would absolutely try to make our country out of Debths & promote industrilization etc. Infact Try to do what Muhammad Shabaz Sharif is doing MashAllah.
1-No Justice,
2-Stage Shows in Pakistan,
3-Govt. Educational Policies,
4-Politicians of Pakistan.
ِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ
Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds;

الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ
Most Gracious, Most Merciful;

مَالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ
Master of the Day of Judgment.

إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ
Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.

اهْدِنَا الصِّرَاطَ الْمُسْتَقِيمَ
the straight way,

صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ غَيْرِ الْمَغْضُوبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلا الضَّالِّينَ
The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not
wrath, and who go not astray.
(Aimen)

May Allah Award All this in this Life & Hereafter [Aimen]
InshAllah a Business Man & May Allah make a very True Muslim [Aimen]
I didnot Hate Anything abour myself, Infact i thanks Allah [RabulIzat] For awardiing me such an ambitious Life & Luxuries. May Allah Bless us with His Bounties [Aimen]
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---Paani---
Aaasman ki taraf se uthay to Bhaap,
Aaasman ki taraf se neechay aye to Bhaap,
Jaam Ke giray to Oalay,
Girkay Jamay to Baraf,
Phool ki patti pr ho to Shabnam,
Patti se nikle to Araq,
Jama ho jaye to jheel,
Jism se nikle to paseena,
Aankhon se nikle to aanso,
Hazrat Ismael [AslaihiAsalam] ke Qadmon se nikle to aab-e-Zumzum,
Aur meray Pyare Aqa Salalahualaihiwasalm ki ungliyon se nile to aab-e-kausar.

[Dua Go: Muhammad Ahsan Khan]
One should not think Bad about Pakistan instead Always think for its betterment & always devote your life for this aim & InshALlah one day it will be leading Contry among all [InshAllah]
I will kill all Pakistani Models, StageDramas Actress & All who are under making the name of Islam, Because they all are representing Islam as negitive religion in the World.
I want to meet with all the Ashiq-e-Rasool [Sallahualihiwasalam] & all the Islamic Scholars who have truely devoted their lives for the sake of Islam. May Allah [Azawajjal] Bless them & have mercy on Us also [Aimen]
Worst Day of my Life was in 2007 When Rainfalls started, We were in tennis Court few km away from our homes. We got fever & when we were returning the home we have fun And when we were near to our home we see 5 ft water stood outside our gate. We were not able to enter our home for an hour then we finally by taking the risk of our car.
When Remembering Best Day of My life was that when i heard from my parents that on next Thursday we are going for Umra. MashAllah. May Allah Accept this from us [Aimen]
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